If you’re not a celebrity it seems like the best way to get a healthy twitter following is to write one, two or three-line jokes (remember, 140 characters is the max!). Just look at guys like @yourfavwhiteguy who writes adolescent jokes to the joy of close to 180 000 people along with his buddy @bestworstadvice and also @fatjew who has slightly, but very slightly more class. Then we have @rodney_at_large and specifically @damienfahey and @juliussharpe who are all quite funny and have a decent amount of followers.
So if you want followers on twitter, (because as we all know the one with the most followers when he dies wins) you need to be funny.
These are my few lame (most recent) twitter attempts so far which makes me realize it’s not so easy being funny on Twitter and the jokes rarely hold up for longer than 140 seconds.
There’s a lot of fat people not getting any skinnier every morning in the gym. What do they do afterwards? Food contests?
Why do people follow others just to get followed? It seems like cheating in the #Twitter game to me.
No one looks as peaceful as my L when she sleeps. She must be having the sweetest dreams. I sleep like I was the lead in the Exorcist.
Dadwood.com RT @DamienFahey: The worst iPhone app ever would be one that sends you a text message anytime your dad gets a boner.
#Iceland has #ash clouds, Holland has hash clouds. None of them gives you wings.
Cheat all u want, u d man! RT @TigerWoods: Bet was over after first question but of course I’m going to give the money to the @TWFoundation.
The Foo Fighters latest album is a bit like bubble gum: it sticks to you at first, but then you want to throw it away.
Something about that doesn’t sound right. RT @dougrobson: WSJ’s@tomperrotta goes deep on the new balls http://on.wsj.com/iqIuQ2
Just love it when someone suffers from severe flatulence in the gym. Mixes wonderfully with the smell of old man’s sweat…
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are getting married E-channel tells me. She won the Russian roulette game of marrying and inheriting Hugh.
If you wear a condom on your head to hide your face as you commit theft you become a “Rubber robber”. Just so you know.
