Professional tennis players play a LOT of tennis, eat healthy and work out all the time. That is a fact. Or should be. Because last night I saw another one of these chubby women players, Petra Kvitova. And she actually beat world number one, Dinara Safina, who is only a little bit chubby. (There are many others of course, so many that they need to write about nutrition on the WTA tour website).

Something is wrong with women’s tennis. You shouldn’t be able to be that big and still be able to win high level matches and earn as much as they do on the men’s tour. That is fucked up. What else is fucked up is that it is so one-sided. There is no variety in the game. They just stand at the baseline and hammer balls at each other. The one who can hit the hardest wins. I wish Justine Henin-Hardenne would return. She is small and skinny but plays amazing tennis. Maybe she retired because there was no competition.

Here is a picture of Kvitova looking like a stuffed chicken. She would kick my ass on the tennis court, so I need to be mean like this instead.

And please, Eurosport, don’t show women tennis matches with scorelines like 6-0 6-2 and pretend to be excited about it.

Tags: eurosport, fat women, kvitova, wta